Friday, August 8, 2008

Top 10 rejected slogans for "Cocktails for a Cause"

With no drum roll and none of the charisma of David Letterman...

#10 - Raise a glass to raise a roof.
#9 - A risotto of the day gives folks a place to stay.
#8 - Have a drink to buy a sink.
#7 - Get hammered for Habitat.
#6 - Get soused = Get housed.
#5 - Live it up so others have a place to live.
#4 - Rankin Vault serves to serve.
#3 - Make a toast to someone's ability to play host.
#2 - Make your 'calls' build walls.
#1 - Drink ethically.

1 comment:

Austin Kaufmann said...

I can only assume that Britt was responsible for such a groan-inducing collection of puns and wordplay.

But I'd have voted for either:
1. "Libations for Accommodations" or
2. "Alcoh-altruism."